Seemed appropriate I couldn’t find my cup this morning…

…because I got kicked in the dick pretty good last night.  The girl I’m in love with not only tore my heart out when she told me we couldn’t date because of some magical other guy, but two months later starts dating a third guy with no mention of the second, and said third guy happens to be a member of my foil team.  She ripped my heart out, and now threw it on the floor and started rubbing it into the dirt.

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