Dear Place of Employment

It’s your own damn fault.  If you would hire more people and not be retarded, then things like this would not happen.  So I am not sorry.  And, I hate you.

Things that have changed since my 19th birthday:

I’m now a NINETEEN year old cynic, instead of an 18 year old one.

I hate life even more.

Life sucks even more.

More shit has gone wrong.

I’m more lonely than ever.

I’m angrier at more people than in a while.

I’m still a whiny bitch, though.

Dear Courtney or, the cute waitress at the Irish Pub:

Good job being handsy with Mark Scherschel.  Step it up a notch next time, though, and get you some of that.  Also, calling Emma “honey” was unnecessary, as you are probably a grand total of 4 years older than her.  It just doesn’t work.  Anyway, good job doing your job.  And Scherschel.  Wink wink, nudge nudge.

Sincerely,

Josh

P.S. Your pub was pretty awesome.  The couch and live Irish music, plus actual Irish food, made for a delicious meal and fine dining experience.

Dear Indiana Division:

Fuck you.  For much the same reasons as the USACFC gets a fuck you.

Con mucho loathing,

Josh

Dear USACFC:

Fuck you.

Josh

Dear Life:

I quit you.  Seriously.  I’m pretty sure I failed at everything I did today.  So…we’re done.  Completely.  But give bonus points to Tiago Forin for giving good advice and knowing when to correct me, and to Mark Brandyberry for being a gentleman and a suave character wherever he goes.  Thanks.

Josh

iPhone

Thinking about purchasing an iPhone 3G S.  Thoughts?  It would involve paying for my own phone line, which might not be the worst thing in the world, but it could be expensive.  Dunno if I could afford that monthly bill.  Hmm…

Where has all the rosemary gone?

Sometimes I wonder if the world is out of magic, or if I am.

I’m an 18 year old cynic. when did that happen?

Dear Life:

How about you fuck off for a while?  Thanks.

Josh

Dear AT&T:

I never really thought that you would be the one to bring Apple down.  Oh wait.  I guess I did.  But seriously, never to this extent.  How about you pick up the pace a little bit?  That’d be great.  I’m pretty sure Apple is trying to push you to be better, but you don’t want anything of it.  Why?  You’re kind of hosing everyone with this.  You’re also denying yourself a very large amount of money.  It would be great if you could get your shit together (MMS and tethering, plus smaller fees for upgrading iPhone users come to mind).  So please get on that.  Thanks a lot.

Sincerely,

Josh

P.S. If you talk to Apple, please tell them that they should really open up their exclusive contract with you and give some other networks a chance to not suck it up.  Thanks!